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I had the most horrific nightmare and now I can’t sleep. Fucking hell.

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owlygem:

thesylverlining:

ALMOST. JUST A LITTLE MORE.

we don’t have an Autumn like this in Australia. It’s hard to imagine how much a person can miss a season. so much beauty I’m missing out on…

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Fine. I’ll just go sample your mom’s ‘baked goods’.

MY MOM LOVES MY DAD CONVERSATION OVER.

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Keep your huge mouth away from my mother, you slut.

No promises.

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Really. Out of all the girls to eat out, you went for my mom.

She was the easiest.

Eyyyyy.

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◢ Mount Olympus High M!A List

mountolympushigh:

This time, YOU, the magic anon or the player, can choose the time frame! Choices include 6 / 12 / 24 / 48 / 72 / 96 hours. We tried to include as many of our current characters as possible, but because we have so many, some had to be left out. Go forth, reblog if you’re participating, remember to send these to each other, and, most importantly, have fun!!

Please tag your anons, m!a starters, etc. with mohmagicanon.

1. Apollo: Muse now has a musical instrument in hand and cannot put it down. Up to player whether muse actually knows how to play said instrument or not.
2. Arachne: Muse is obsessed with spiders and other creepy crawlies.
3. Aphrodite: Muse falls in love/lust with everyone they see.
4. Ares: Muse becomes extremely violent and uses violence as the answer to everything.
5. Artemis: Muse intensely dislikes people of the opposite sex.
6. Athena: Muse can’t stop spouting random facts.
7. Asclepius: Muse suddenly knows the cure for everything, but nobody believes them (because they’re just a high school student).
8. Boreas: Muse is suddenly very cold, no matter how many layers of clothing they put on.
9. Calliope: Muse can only talk in book/poetry quotes, especially what’s least relevant to the conversation.
10. Calypso: Muse has to convince someone to be their boy/girlfriend for a day (kisses and holding hands and all), or they’ll receive three detentions.

11. Daedalus: Muse invents strange contraptions and things, believes they are the next Thomas Edison.
12. Demeter: Muse wants to keep eating, and eating, and eating. Up to player whether they can feel full or not.
13. Dionysus: Muse is drunk, cannot think straight.
14. Echo: Muse can’t speak, but can only repeat parts of what people say to them.
15. Erato: Muse cannot and will not shut up about their OTPs and treats everyone like a fictional character.
16. Eris: Everything seems to go wrong around muse.
17. Eros: Muse falls in love with the person of anon’s choice.
18. Hades: Muse becomes obsessed with all things dead and dying.
19. Harmonia: Muse is kind/sweet to everyone.
20. Hebe: Muse becomes a child.

21. Hecate: Muse can see ghosts, tries to convince others that they’re there.
22. Helios: Muse becomes blindingly bright, finds it hard to look at anyone and vice versa.
23. Hephaestus: Muse has to invent something or they’ll be put in ISS for three days.
24. Hera: Muse is obsessed with marriage and children.
25. Heracles: Muse must carry out up to 3 dares of anon’s choice.
26. Hermaphroditus: Muse is genderbent.
27. Hermes: Muse becomes a kleptomaniac.
28. Hestia: Muse becomes incredibly anxious about being outside and wants nothing more than to go home.
29. Hypnos: Muse can’t stay awake, results in dropping to the floor or crashing into walls mid-sentence.

30. Icarus: Muse sprouts a pair of wings.
31. Iris: Rainbows appear with muse’s every movement, muse’s every step.
32. Medusa: Muse has an inconsistent stone touch: things like pencils, erasers, and birds turn to stone. Also, muse is highly self-conscious about their hair.
33. Momos: Everything muse says is sarcastic, mocking, and satirical.
34. Morpheus: Muse thinks everything is a dream, keeps doing outrageous things and/or pinching themselves to try to wake up.
35. Narcissus: Muse can’t stop talking about how great they are.
36. Nemesis: Muse is highly offended by everything people say and demands retribution and revenge.
37. Nike: Muse challenges everyone they meet to a competition, whether it be thumb wars, arm wrestling, etc.
38. Nyx: Everything is black. Muse becomes blind.
39. Orpheus: Muse can speak only in lyrics (with proper attribution).
40. Paris: Muse has to verbally rate everyone they talk to on their attractiveness and/or personality.

41. Phobetor: Muse hallucinates, seeing everyone and everything as a monster.
42. Phobos: Muse becomes obsessed with all things scary.
43. Polyhymnia: Muse becomes incredibly, irrationally superstitious. Stay away from black cats, or maybe even all things black.
44. Poseidon: Muse is absolutely obsessed with water, whether it’s swimming, washing, or drinking. Chug, chug, chug!
45. Selene: Muse looks and feels incredibly sleep-deprived, no matter how much sleep they try to get.
46. Terpsichore: Muse’s body suddenly feels like jello, must constantly move around to feel less uncomfortable.
47. Thalia: Muse takes everything as a joke, can’t stop making jokes, and thinks they’re the world’s best comedian (complete with bad puns).
48. Thanatos: Muse becomes dead inside. As well as a death metal musician.
49. Urania: Muse becomes obsessed with astrology, does everything according to what the horoscopes tell them.
50. Zeus: Muse has until the end of the week to sleep with someone, or else they will fall into a sleep.

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No, we call that pussy in the real world. Maybe you just never got any.

Not what your mom said last night.

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Ugh, you’re a fucking dweeb.

Is your username what you call your girl bits?

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AND I’M FUCKING ADORABLE. EXCUSE YOU, YOU FORGOT THAT PART.

False. I’d beat you up but I don’t hit girls!

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Here’s my impersonation of Ruki:

LOOK AT ME I’M A GIRL I’M SO COOL AND SASSY MEOW MEOW MEOW.

Beeotch.

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◢ Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously ask you one thing they want to know about you.

posted:12 hours ago, 415112 notes
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pinkmilkanddrugs:

Eh! You wanted to run into me? Why!

You seem like good friend material? I guess. Probably a bad way of wording it.

-Laughs a bit- That’s one way of putting it.

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